Oh man, that's hilarious. Top points for Unconventional Weapon. Made me super uncomfortable :)

Not sure this is a constructive point but I ended up just playing the dick above the hilter heads as it's the only way to ensure I hit them. Which felt silly after a while ... Though I appreciate the wobbliness is part of the humour.

While unconventional in general, there seems to be a few dick references in this LD. That being said, technically impressive.

Hahah this is hilarious!! Fits the theme really well. Gameplay is fun due to the special physics of the weapon, love the music too. Decent graphics and gave me a good laugh! Keep up the good work!

Okay.

(It was a nice surprise that this game was pretty interesting)

Super simple and hilarious game! Though the game becomes near impossible at around at a score of 50 (inches?), its still pretty damn great to play. Great work!

The physics of said "thing" add a fun element to the game,
but I think it could be somewhat harder, e.g spawning more "nazis".

I got to a high score of 50.

NSFW and hilarious in the same time!!

If anybody worries their idea will be too offensive, I will show them your game. This is art.

Ok... I have to say that I enjoyed the gameplay. Little bit corny, but fun.

That was "unconventional" indeed :D
I'd liked if you would have been able to whip enemies dead also. (that could make you shorter and game would last longer)

Saw the name, knew it couldn't be "that" thing, but secretly hoped it would be. It was.

You know, I saw this game and I was like wow this is kind of silly. Then I played it and it was hella fun. Definitely an unconventional weapon.

I couldn't figure out how to reliably damage the Hitler heads... but this is kinda great? Really funny, in a super distasteful (by that I mean good) way. I will say also: nice, um, stretchy dick physics. Never thought I'd say that sentence.

It hits bang on with the theme and the music was quite good, but the nazi references kind of put me off. That being said, the dick thing was hilarious.

hhahah nice !

Fuck Yeah!! This is great

Very Very unconventional. Decent game. ade me kind aunconfortable while playing. BUt games should envoke a response from the player and this certainly did. Good execution.

I knew this game should be

Humour of a 4 year old. Good technical skills, but misused

Hilariously inappropriate theme, i enjoyed the music, but it was confusing due to the fact there were no instructions. Made me laugh however.

I like the way you can rest "it" on the platform to get a horizontal shoot angle, and the Noby Noby-style grow mechanic. An interesting (if a little disturbing) game.

Awkward, but rather fun combined with the physics of the gun. Clean graphics. Nice.

Might be the best dick game of this LD, and yea, there are a few others...

I don't really know what to say. The theme and gameplay were great, but the game left me very uncomfortable.

Well that was obscene. But I really like the physics and the movement of the... main character... 10/10 best game ever, would play again. :-) Please rate my game at http://ludumdare.com/compo/ludum-dare-32/?action=preview&uid=16225

This is the best game I rated in this contest so far. I really enjoyed it but I have the feeling it is not really safe for work :)

I like how you can put it on the ground and how it naturally get harder to player the longer he is.

lol! this is so hilarious! ejoyed growing the thing esp when it went all waggy and dangly while shooting. good art too!

What the hell did I just play :D

Nice musics :)

Lol.. first game which truly fits the theme. Hah. What did I just play?

I got to around 45 inches, but the game starts to kinda break after 35ish, since after that you're just trying to arrange it so that the dick lies on the sidewalk to shoot all the hitlers.

And that is something I just said about a game...

O_o

Weird but fun use of theme. :D Did not see this coming.

31 inches. If only [Cries].

I must say, FINALLY a game where the unconventional weapon BEHAVES differently as opposed to just looks like an unconventional weapon. +Points for that.
You should add a powerup that makes the penis smaller so it's easier to shoot, since gaining size is in essence gaining difficulty.

Graphics are great, sound is just fantastic, very solid entry, only beef is its lack of content.

Good luck!

A very mad game.

OMG! :D Great use of theme.

I have no words honestly.

You really put an emphasis on the unconventional in Unconventional Weapon. The mechanic of having the "weapon" getting closer to the ground and more difficult to aim with each point is brilliant.

I am happy we are of a kindred spirit. Check out the Rod of God :)

Dude this is hilarious. 10/10 dick physics haha

This was great. The dick physics were really good and the growth mechanic made for a very natural difficulty curve. Reached 59 inches personally, it got pretty ridiculous after around 30-40 inches. Overall I enjoyed it a lot, great work!

Hilarious and terrible. Also a fun to play game.

45 inches is where it gets impossible, but I still made it to 54 by flopping down and spamming.

I reached an amazing 36 inches! What fun. The music is somehow fitting if thats even possible. One of the best entries. It would be amazing if you were able to win :). Good luck.

You know, dick jokes aside, it's a pretty fun little game. Sort of like "snake" meets "space invaders" or something. The physics on the phallus (ooh alliteration) are also quite impressive.

However, it could have been anything other than a dick and probably still as fun, though maybe not as juvenile-funny.

TIL shooting Hitler heads stored in glass jars with a 41 inch floppy wang can be challenging, hilarious and fun.

Pissing lasers at Hitler while wielding a 50 inch dick. I don't know if I wanna close it and throw my computer into a furnace or push this towards Greenlight. I will say this: Good job on making something this catchy, confusing, and fun!

Yep that weapon is truly unconventional. Very challenging and pretty darn funny. Great job!

Pretty funny, but for my taste a little bit to offensive.
Still a good game

Well that was certainly unconventional :p
40 inches!

off the charts! whats amazing is that it played like a real game - nice job

Lol. This game, like Mount Your Friends, proves that dangly parts are hilarious! I got up to 53 inches. It'd be cool if there was a way to more reliably play after your thing gets huge.

Lacks balls.

46 inches! Nice game ;)

Why?

The longer you play the harder it gets. The game. The game is more difficult.

Haha, as someone else already said, both NSFW and pretty fun. Good job on how well the game is made. It feels really polished! Wait, that didn't came out right.

I never thought controlling a ever growing dick to kill hitler would be so hard (pun intended).

Nice idea!

Gonna have to pull out of this one. I think your game came first. I'll just hang my head in shame. I guess I'll ejaculate the area now. I mean evacuate.

W. T. F.

It was really fun but what the f*** was that!

It's uh... original ^^. Would have been cool to have some life indicator. Graphics are crisp, the dick's wobbliness is well done if not a bit extreme.

41 inches and my dick is so long it falls on the floor.

Wow, finally a game where i can do the "Helico-bite" in french ^^

After a while my dick hung from the atmosphere of the moon to the ground. I'd give this game six stars in realism, if there were such a category. Nice job. -Weloxux

10/10 would grow 33 inch dick again :D

Silly, but honestly, pretty fun. Feel weird even suggesting ways to take this further, but maybe some powerups? Also, a more vertically oriented screen might allow for higher/longer scores :P