{"author_link":"\/author\/greenyuk\/","author_name":"GreenyUk","author_uid":"27431","comments":[{"author_name":"JerryLeeLodbrok","author_uid":"52436","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 9:26am","epoch":1429521660,"text":"The most unconventional of weapons are silent but deadly."},{"author_name":"Malsanity","author_uid":"49923","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 9:33am","epoch":1429522080,"text":"Massive amount of errors cause the game to be unplayable :("},{"author_name":"TD5","author_uid":"39783","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 6:16pm","epoch":1429553460,"text":"I like the tutorial at the beginning, and the vein on the assistant's head was a nice touch. The gameplay was a bit bland, but overall the graphics and mood were good. Good job :)"},{"author_name":"GreenyUk","author_uid":"27431","time":"Apr 20, 2015 @ 7:35pm","epoch":1429558200,"text":"Fixed most of the errors. Had to remove the audio due to Chrome not wanting to loop audio. Agreed gameplay needs more. :)"},{"author_name":"Orava","author_uid":"24894","time":"Apr 21, 2015 @ 2:37pm","epoch":1429626720,"text":"Looks great and plays great. Couldn't win it though.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Killed all the rats a few times, never got a win screen of any kind."}],"images":["ld32\/27431-cabbe901ab120571dc726e6799f00d01.jpg","ld32\/27431-3854cd7da26435e85abe588a2b1dec82.jpg","ld32\/27431-0fb9247e1089c908f600c417ab807370.jpg","ld32\/27431-df686ea945da55abe5f0f90b6f1450cd.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.greenygames.com\/games\/dont-shart\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/downloads.greenygames.com\/dont-shart-windows.zip","text":"Windows"},{"url":"http:\/\/downloads.greenygames.com\/dont-shart-source.zip","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"11865","g_author":"27431","g_event":"LD32","g_eventkey":"27","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"11895","g_title":"Don't Shart","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"5","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/27431-shot0-1429488027.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/27431-shot1-1429488027.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/27431-shot2-1429488027.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/444368\/27431-shot3-1429488027.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Welcome to Don\u2019t Shart.\r\n\r\nYou play the part of a moronic, chefs assistant, given the task of ridding the kitchen of rats. Your weapon? Your awful gas.\r\n\r\nEat food to keep your pressure and stink meters full. Keep an eye on your shart meter, and don\u2019t push too hard for too long, you\u2019ll shit your pants! Wouldn't want that now would we.\r\n\r\nBe quick, you don\u2019t have long, fart on all the rats. Each kill gives you points, food gives you points, and for each second you take you loose points.\r\n\r\nTurn on the oven and fart in-front of it for explosive results and more points.\r\n\r\nTry kill all the rats before the time runs out and get the highest score whilst doing so. It might not even be possible! I can\u2019t beat it! Please post if you do, I may need to increase the time limit.\r\n\r\n**Controls**\r\n\r\n- WASD or arrow keys to move\r\n- Space to fart\r\n- ESC to pause\r\n- Click food when near to eat\r\n- Click the oven when near to turn on\/off\r\n- Fart near an on oven to cause an explosion! \r\n\r\nIf you find any bugs, please let me know via comments. Thanks, and enjoy my stupid ass game. :D","title":"Don't Shart"}