This game is a good old fashioned action arcade platformer, in the vein of Shinobi and Rolling Thunder. Don't think too hard, just get as far as you can and rack up them points. TW: Arcade Action, Shit Flying Everywhere.

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Wreckbeard, Men's Rights Arcanist! Blood on the Con Floor: The Un-Convention Hall Weapon!

Storm your way through hall after hall of Social Justicecon 20XX and show those mewling white knight betas what a real man can do! But don't you dare hurt M'Lady! Instead just touch her without asking, because you're so Alpha and she wants it.

What? She turned you down? Don't kill her, that will corrupt your Ethics, and without a strong moral core you can't continue your rampage. Instead, focus your Frustration into exciting new Arcanist powers: multiple fireballs, the whirling Frostdora, and Alphabolts used to cook enemies from afar.

Wreak havoc on Social Justice Warriors, Rangers, Harriers, Paladins, Wizards, Sharpshooters, Bards, and... more? Oh yes.