99 problems (and a bitch is one) by nassi
After hours of fruitless thinking and countless prototypes, I came up with tits. I mean this.
Requires a controller. Sorry.
Your goal is to escape real life and it's problems. That is, naturally, achieved by fondling the tits of your partner, in hopes that her moans of pleasure drive the bad thoughts away. Some of the problems will be harder to drive away than the others.
DPAD or ABXY (or the playstation equivavelent...) selects the lane, right stick fondles right breast, left stick fondles left breast. The rest shouldn't be too hard to figure out. Clicking the sticks does something very useful.
One good ending and an unique bad(?) ending for each of the real life problems.
Didn't have the time, skill nor the will to make music or sfx worthy of this. Just pick some depressing song you like. For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU. You probably know where to look for those moan sfxs.
If you don't know what to do with the .love file, visit: https://love2d.org/.
Leave a comment even if you don't have anything to say, that way I'll be able to play your game in return :).
Edit: If your gamepad doesn't work the first time try restarting and complain after that :P. Exact gamepad model might be useful information in tracking the problem down.
Edit2: I think I know what the problem is, but sadly won't be fixing it for this entry. You can still leave a comment if you want me to play your game though :).
Requires a controller. Sorry.
Your goal is to escape real life and it's problems. That is, naturally, achieved by fondling the tits of your partner, in hopes that her moans of pleasure drive the bad thoughts away. Some of the problems will be harder to drive away than the others.
DPAD or ABXY (or the playstation equivavelent...) selects the lane, right stick fondles right breast, left stick fondles left breast. The rest shouldn't be too hard to figure out. Clicking the sticks does something very useful.
One good ending and an unique bad(?) ending for each of the real life problems.
Didn't have the time, skill nor the will to make music or sfx worthy of this. Just pick some depressing song you like. For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU. You probably know where to look for those moan sfxs.
If you don't know what to do with the .love file, visit: https://love2d.org/.
Leave a comment even if you don't have anything to say, that way I'll be able to play your game in return :).
Edit: If your gamepad doesn't work the first time try restarting and complain after that :P. Exact gamepad model might be useful information in tracking the problem down.
Edit2: I think I know what the problem is, but sadly won't be fixing it for this entry. You can still leave a comment if you want me to play your game though :).
Ratings
| Coolness | 100% | 1 |
| Overall | 3.14 | 583 |
| Fun | 3.18 | 438 |
| Graphics | 2.79 | 713 |
| Humor | 3.90 | 57 |
| Innovation | 3.32 | 405 |
| Mood | 3.10 | 412 |
| Theme | 3.12 | 745 |
It's too hard for me too... I can't beat it >.< and now my thumbs hurt.... T_T
Really liked the art! But the 2nd movement of the moonlight sonata is not depressing at all!
@TobiasNL: I'll ask here too: what gamepad did you use? Thanks for the interest!
@jojocanard: Well, death is quite a hassle to drive away (3 hits), but illness shouldn't be too much of a problem (2 hits).
@Jared Sartin: It was supposed to be comical, but then I added the anime face and got carried away. Here's the original plan: https://www.dropbox.com/s/m0rfli7pidc0i8w/I_figured_it_out.png.
can't for the life of me beat it and took a while to realise what I was doing but yeah awesome themed idea. Real shame I couldn't get my thumbs to cooperate and rotate at the same pace.
would fondle again
It was fun, took me a few goes to work out the motions I needed to do, but afterwards... I still sucked. I enjoyed it though
Realised that I'm not much of a dual wielder.
Very interesting idea!
What is winning after all. Maybe the difficulty is just a metaphore for our lives. Or maybe I just made that up to justify my actions. Oh well, at least there's different bad endings for you to look at :).
1. unzip .love file
2. add:
love.joystick.loadGamepadMappings("padmap")
to love.load in main.lua
3. create file called "padmap" and add your mapping data (see: https://wiki.libsdl.org/SDL_GameControllerAddMapping?highlight=%28%5CbCategoryAPI%5Cb%29%7C%28SDLFunctionTemplate%29)
4. zip up love file (see: https://www.love2d.org/wiki/Game_Distribution)
This is exceptionally hard! I was unable to survive more than 1 thing.
Now, just needs Power Glove compatibility...
I really enjoyed the game, take my like sir!!
PD: Works nice with Xbox gamepad.
@SmilingCat & @reiknight: Thank you for your kinds words :3.
@Indiestry: Just select a lane with the DPAD or ABXY keys of your gamepad and then start doing the ol' titty tornado. The moans will come out in the lane that you have selected. That's really all there is to it.
nice work.