We literally ran out of time with this one, so I shoved this together quickly. The "unconventional weapon" here is poking to death.

This would have been an awesome top-down shooter styled game, focussing on words. You'd yell "BANG!" or "TZZ-ZAP!" (into the keyboard). Sadly that didn't happen. I didn't actually get time to finish plan b, either, so plan c. Rabbit poker.