{"author_link":"\/author\/freedomdown\/","author_name":"freedomdown","author_uid":"36491","comments":[{"author_name":"Elenesski","author_uid":"57748","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 12:39am","epoch":1440462840,"text":"Loved it.  Hated it.  Well, I hated when it said Game Over; scary sound effects."},{"author_name":"vividhelix","author_uid":"35713","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:57am","epoch":1440471120,"text":"ha, really fun...do you even lift bro? well done!"},{"author_name":"tehPHEN","author_uid":"54976","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:05am","epoch":1440478800,"text":"Really fun! It was a bit hard to figure out when things would hurt you, or when they wouldn't. But I made it to the end!"}],"images":["ld33\/36491-c005d6fb36d9447665b38d75c93964bb.jpg","ld33\/36491-69b91750de6931f234b63e2ca0c29f7d.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/db.tt\/wkY96MIO","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"10073","g_author":"36491","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"10107","g_title":"Get Out Of The Way!","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"3","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/36491-shot0-1440460574.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/36491-shot1-1440460574.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Confessions of a serial shopper:\r\n\r\nIn a world of consumerism. In a time where sales rule and the biggest discount sets you apart. One man, armed with a shopping cart and unlimited credit will reveal the shopper within all of us. Nothing will prevent him from checking off his list. Unleash the beast on unsuspecting service staff.\r\n\r\nPress A to rush forward and bust through obstacles.\r\n\r\nPress D to hide behind your cart and avoid the hazards of the store.\r\n\r\nCredits:\r\n\r\nRyan Dallaire  \u2013  Code & Design\r\n\r\nRichard Hoover  \u2013  Art\r\n\r\nDanielle Dallaire  \u2013  Art & Sound","title":"Get Out Of The Way!"}